ICICI Bank Saving Account not Opening- 3rd Part

[varun__goel_]

@VISHESH_BANSAL bataiye bhaiyaji aap experienced hai 🤣🙈

 

[doraemon]

I

Few Days back I wanted to open a BSBDA account at Yes Bank. I knew directly bank jaunga to nhi kholega cause the bank is located in a posh area. Mailed to PNO and asked them to raise a callback from the branch and intimate them about my request. But did not got any call. Then mailed to MD desk and within 3 hours got a call from the cluster head managing that branch and he told me he will inform the bm regarding that. Next day I went and bhaisab the BM was like sir for such a small thing why raise a complaint. He offered me sweets, cold drinks (yes not joking). The account got opened and he then requested to mail to md desk that the query got solved lol.

Visited union Bank to open bsbda
Employee uncle gave a very bad look like Maine bhik maangli ho unse

That was the last day I visit that branch

Tab mujhe account ikhaata karne ka shok Chad Gaya tha

 

[Shubham Yadav]

@VISHESH_BANSAL bataiye bhaiyaji aap experienced hai 🤣🙈

bhiyaji sidha CARD ltf krwa liye the

lifetime compensation

 

[doraemon]

If you have AU Branch Near-by then Open AU Digital Account.

Perfect for You.

Far better than ICICI in terms of everything

I want to open one for my brother but he is not agreeing for vkyc

And I am kinda forcing my rm to let him open one in branch with zero mab
But wo Maan nahi raha

Ulta jab branch jau Milne to bkl platinum account chipkane pe laga rehta

Jabki sabse jyada maal whai thikane laga rakha hai Maine intrest ki wajah se fd pe

 

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[doraemon]

is it icici who doesn't open regular account ?

or all private bank do the same ?

I never have experience of offline account opening in private bank (only VKYC)

Bro u won't believe
Meri branch mai khol dete hai
Maine bhi khulwaya tha
10k wala

 

[ritwik2000]

Sahi kaiye bro...at least theek se address kiya na sath mein... sweets and cold drinks ke saath, aur kya chahiye, BSBDA ke liye

yaa lol. even I had not expected that hospitality.

 

[VISHESH_BANSAL]

@VISHESH_BANSAL bataiye bhaiyaji aap experienced hai 🤣🙈

Maximum jo hai woh enter karo.

Tunbe enter ki 10k, BO ka mann hua 15k dene ka toh phir woh 10k ka hi order dega🤣

Jo tum enter karoge woh toh milne se rahi🤣

To Maximum hi enter karo

 

[doraemon]

Completely different experience with HDFC

Sister ka account khulwane gye the. Mne unhe SB Max bola tha open krne ko.
Unhone usse saari details puchi, to dekha student hai and dusre account m zyada rokda nhi hai. To khud khte sir ism high mab hai aap lower variant khol lo. Usm kam MAB hai vgerah vgerah. Mne kha nhi aap yhi kholo. 2 3 baar kha phir bataya usse ki classic customer hu mein. To phir fatafat khol dia

Aue ek Mera chutiya rm
Digisave ke liye eligible the Mera Bhai
Bkl ne max khol diya
Ab regular se niche ka option hi nahi aara xpress way portal pe

 

[varun__goel_]

Maximum jo hai woh enter karo.

Tunbe enter ki 10k, BO ka mann hua 15k dene ka toh phir woh 10k ka hi order dega🤣

Jo tum enter karoge woh toh milne se rahi🤣

To Maximum hi enter karo

Aur card no pura mention karu kya? Vha pura card no maang rha hai 16 digits

50k dal dunga🙂

 

[VISHESH_BANSAL]

Aur card no pura mention karu kya? Vha pura card no maang rha hai 16 digits

50k dal dunga🙂

Yeh bhi koi Question hua🤣

Fill karne bol raha hai toh fill karo

 

[ritwik2000]

I

Visited union Bank to open bsbda
Employee uncle gave a very bad look like Maine bhik maangli ho unse

That was the last day I visit that branch

Tab mujhe account ikhaata karne ka shok Chad Gaya tha

ye log aisa hi krta he upar se koi instruction nhi dega to kam nhi krta.

 

[doraemon]

ye log aisa hi krta he upar se koi instruction nhi dega to kam nhi krta.

Bhai wo to aise dekhra tha jaise Maine dahej maang liya ho

Fir dubara Gaya nahi kyuki need nahi lagi

 

[ritwik2000]

Aue ek Mera chutiya rm
Digisave ke liye eligible the Mera Bhai
Bkl ne max khol diya
Ab regular se niche ka option hi nahi aara xpress way portal pe

meko farmer wala khol na he .... thora bahut gardening suru kiya krna

 

[doraemon]

Check if allowed online
Warna branch walo se kaam karwana is hectic

meko farmer wala khol na he .... thora bahut gardening suru kiya krna

 

[ritwik2000]

Check if allowed online
Warna branch walo se kaam karwana is hectic

ya apply now to dikha raha. par hoga ki nhi wo na janta

 

[ritwik2000]

@doraemon indian bank ka koi update mila ?

 

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