N Yesterday: We won't sit and talk side by side unless u stop terrorism.
N Today: We are ready to talk, if u do ceasefire.
S to Donanld: Bade bhai hum toh ceasefire mein hi hay, wo to militants hay jo sasta wala drone vej rahe hay, humare paas paise nehi hay, drone kharidne ki.
Then Donald dials to N
Donand: Maine ceasefire karwa di.
S & N immediately: Ceasefire, ceasefire.



Humne ceasefire humare terms pe ki hay.
(With a fattu smile) 👹
N Tomorrow: Forget terrorism or ceasefire, baat karne kidhar aana hay baas time and place bata dijiye. Hum tayaar baithe hay, pahunch jayenge.
S: We won, unke ghutne teek diye doh din mein, dekho saal-o se baat nehi kaat raha tha, av tayaar baithe hay. 10x economy my foot.
N: Humne unko mitti mein mila diya, saab kuch tabah kar diya. News channel dekho. Paar hamara channels dekhna, unka nehi. Par humme unke saath baat karne jaana padega. Nehi toh hamara bhanda foot jayega.
Donald: Ye kayse log hay yaar. Humse v battar.




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