Launching Axis Bank TedBundy Banking program

[SmartyAadi]

Features -

1. Expert RM
2. TedBundy Debit card
3. Wealth Detergent services
4. Pre declined Axis Chargeable Credit card

Benefits -

1. BOGO offer on BookMyShow. Buy 1 Get one free for the price of 2. We care about you *T&C apply
2. Complimentary Airport lounge access at airports (Twice per lifetime)
3. Meet & Greet services - Our RM will greet you exactly at 7AM each day to remind you to invest in the best investment products
4. Annual memberships of the Axis Magazine, Axis Invetments
5. Free CIBIL report check every day (Downloading CIBIL report is complusory) T&C - Each download is charged only 999
6. Insider trading tips and asset hiding ke ninja techniques
7. Devaluations will be done every month to keep a reality check and also to prolong your life by making you laugh

Debit card features -

1. FIrst time in India feature - Devaluation of Debit cards
2. 2 Edge Reward points per 100rs. Capped at 20ER per Lifetime

Pre qualified for KatiNus for Ted Bundy
Benefits -

1. That's for you to find out, if you do find any, let us know so that it gets covered in next devaluation

TRV Requirements -
MAB - 250k$ only



Overall Rating -
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[RupayMan]

Moderators @vaibhav111 please move this thread to fun and entertainment

 

[techt]

Make a comparison table of how this is better than margundy.

 

[Pollex]

Moderators @vaibhav111 please move this thread to fun and entertainment

But this post reminded me of some horrors. Kahaka fun and entertainment

 

[SmartyAadi]

Moderators @vaibhav111 please move this thread to fun and entertainment

I think it is in that section

 

[SmartyAadi]

Make a comparison table of how this is better than margundy.

Surely. You get the daily reminder from RM, isn't that enough ? huh? How much you wanna trouble him ? Huh? Do you know how much talktime charges that bechara has to pay ?

 

[RupayMan]

I think it is in that section

For some reason parent thread was not visible for me sometime back. Fine then.

 

[Vasuki]

Features -
Expert RM
TedBundy Debit card
Wealth Detergent services
Pre approved Axis Chargeable Credit card

Benefits -
BOGO offer on BookMyShow. Buy 1 Get one free for the price of 2. We care about you *T&C apply
Complimentary Airport lounge access at airports (Twice per lifetime)
Meet & Greet services - Our RM will greet you exactly at 7AM each day to remind you to invest in the best investment products
Annual memberships of the Axis Magazine, Axis Invetments
Free CIBIL report check every day (Downloading CIBIL report is complusory) T&C - Each download is charged only 999
Insider trading tips and asset hiding techniques
Devaluations will be done every month to keep a reality check and also to prolong your life by making you laugh

Debit card features -
FIrst time in India feature - Devaluation of Debit cards
2 Edge Reward points per 100rs. Capped at 20ER per Lifetime

TRV Requirements -
MAB - 250k$ only



Overall Rating -
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I prefer induslnd customer care service
Can you request axis to add them in this wonderful package

 

[#aniket]

Moderators @vaibhav111 please move this thread to fun and entertainment

Mein toh soch mein pad gaya tha suru suru mein😂 padhte padhte pata chal gaya ki kyaa hai ye 💀

 

[SmartyAadi]

I prefer induslnd customer care service
Can you request axis to add them in this wonderful package

Oh yes. Surely, they are so delightful. They really help me to squeeze out every little penny out of the mobile recharge I do.

 

[RupayMan]

But this post reminded me of some horrors. Kahaka fun and entertainment

What horrors you mean?

 

[SmartyAadi]

Mein toh soch mein pad gaya tha suru suru mein😂 padhte padhte pata chal gaya ki kyaa hai ye 💀

Isn't it already there tho ? Wait, am I dumb ? 😐😐 Bhai ab mai khud confused hu

 

[VISHESH_BANSAL]

Features -

1. Expert RM
2. TedBundy Debit card
3. Wealth Detergent services
4. Pre approved Axis Chargeable Credit card

Benefits -

1. BOGO offer on BookMyShow. Buy 1 Get one free for the price of 2. We care about you *T&C apply
2. Complimentary Airport lounge access at airports (Twice per lifetime)
3. Meet & Greet services - Our RM will greet you exactly at 7AM each day to remind you to invest in the best investment products
4. Annual memberships of the Axis Magazine, Axis Invetments
5. Free CIBIL report check every day (Downloading CIBIL report is complusory) T&C - Each download is charged only 999
6. Insider trading tips and asset hiding ke ninja techniques
7. Devaluations will be done every month to keep a reality check and also to prolong your life by making you laugh

Debit card features -

1. FIrst time in India feature - Devaluation of Debit cards
2. 2 Edge Reward points per 100rs. Capped at 20ER per Lifetime

Pre qualified for KatiNus for Ted Bundy
Benefits -

1. That's for you to find out, if you do find any, let us know so that it gets covered in next devaluation

TRV Requirements -
MAB - 250k$ only



Overall Rating -
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

 

[SmartyAadi]

Sorry sirji.. Maaf kariye.. Please mujhe magnus ke saath mat chod ke jaiye.. Sirji😂🤣

 

[#aniket]

Axis:

 

[Vasuki]

 

[Krishna Kumar]

DevalBundy... Or simply ShitBundy 🤮

 

[Deleted member 27665]

Features -

1. Expert RM
2. TedBundy Debit card
3. Wealth Detergent services
4. Pre approved Axis Chargeable Credit card

Benefits -

1. BOGO offer on BookMyShow. Buy 1 Get one free for the price of 2. We care about you *T&C apply
2. Complimentary Airport lounge access at airports (Twice per lifetime)
3. Meet & Greet services - Our RM will greet you exactly at 7AM each day to remind you to invest in the best investment products
4. Annual memberships of the Axis Magazine, Axis Invetments
5. Free CIBIL report check every day (Downloading CIBIL report is complusory) T&C - Each download is charged only 999
6. Insider trading tips and asset hiding ke ninja techniques
7. Devaluations will be done every month to keep a reality check and also to prolong your life by making you laugh

Debit card features -

1. FIrst time in India feature - Devaluation of Debit cards
2. 2 Edge Reward points per 100rs. Capped at 20ER per Lifetime

Pre qualified for KatiNus for Ted Bundy
Benefits -

1. That's for you to find out, if you do find any, let us know so that it gets covered in next devaluation

TRV Requirements -
MAB - 250k$ only



Overall Rating -
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

मुरैना Lounge mein entry milegi kya?

 

[SmartyAadi]

Yes milti hai.. Unlocks on spends on 50k per second only

मुरैना Lounge mein entry milegi kya?

 

[Vasuki]

Yes milti hai.. Unlocks on spends on 50k per second only